Knowing Scam from Shinola

Ugh, I have SO had it! Running an online business is fun and annoying sometimes. The annoying part comes into play when some hobo wanna be super conillionaire sends a contact request. This is especially annoying now, since I am also working a couple of other little jobs-one of which is third shift. Kudos to me for conquering last years ruptured disc! (I chose my employment wisely) OK, no more gloating over my recent physical and financial successes, back to the latest scam scheme to target my little website. This one is so trite it made my brain shrivel. I'll write the basics, so you can avoid this sucker too, should it attempt to B.S. malarkey you as well:

Scammer's fake name: Jacob Egbert (Really existed, from the Netherlands, and is quite deceased)
Fake country of origin: The Netherlands
The Scam: A large order of your product paid for by fraudulent credit card purchase
Free e-mail contact: eva4realstore@gmail.com  (Oh, for really? B----, please!)

The tritest opening gambit:

Hello,
I want to place an order from you to our store in The Netherlands. I want to know if you can ship here and accept MASTER OR VISA CREDIT CARD as a form of payment. Reply back asap.
Thanks

Jacob Egbert

Eck. I am beyond bored already! Nighty night, and may all your days be free of fraudsters such as this wretched example!